The Astrology of Large Penises

Astrology can give us tremendous insight into a variety of things about a man. What he finds beautiful, how he expresses his emotions, how he dresses, etc.. But can astrology determine whether your crush or boyfriend is packing heat? I say ”yes”!

By observing the natal charts of ​famous, “well-hung” men, I identified key astrological factors that relate to the size of a man’s “member”.


There were a few planets and houses I knew I’d have to look out for:​

  • Mars: Represents the penis
  • The 8th house: represents the genitals; the ruler of this house would also relate to the genitals.
  • Pluto: the natural ruler of the 8th house, which also rules the genitals.


One of the most common natal chart factors I found in the charts of “well-hung” men was a strong Mars-Jupiter connection.  In astrology, Mars represents the penis, while Jupiter represents “expansion” and “abundance”. You get the drift. Liam Neeson has his Mars in Scorpio opposite his Jupiter in Taurus. Jay-Z’s Mars in Aquarius is trine his Jupiter in Libra. Wilt Chamberlain’s Mars in Leo is trine his Jupiter in Sagittarius. Colin Farrell’s Jupiter is square his Mars in the 8th house- oh, my!

Planets in the 8th house, ​especially Mars, Pluto, and Jupiter may indicate a strong “endowment”. Mars and Pluto are accidentally dignified (i.e. “strong”) if placed in the 8th house. In other words, Mars and Pluto (which represent the genitals) gather “strength” in this house, which explains why men with this placement are often “well-endowed”. Jupiter, as mentioned before, is the planet of “expansion”. This energy in the house of genitalia could also lend itself to having a large member.  Tommy Lee has Mars in the 8th house. So does Colin Farrell.


Ruler of the 8th house in hard aspect to Jupiter: As mentioned earlier, the 8th house rules the genitals, thus the ruler ofthe 8th house often describes the genitalia. In strong aspect to the planet of “expansion”, a large member is often indicated. The ruler of John Holmes’ 8th house, Venus, is closely conjunct his Jupiter in the 6th house. Anthony Kiedis has Jupiter square his 8th house ruler, Venus.



The Ass-trology of Big Butts

What natal astrological placements and aspects are indicative of a large butt?


Strong Venusian influences


Planets in Libra

Libra is commonly associated with the buttocks. As a result, you may find that people with their Ascendant, Sun, Moon, or Venus (Libra’s ruler) in Libra have large, rounded butts. For example, Beyonce Knowles has Venus in Libra conjunct Jupiter (expansion) and Pluto. Kim Kardashian has her Sun in Libra. Serena Williams has Sun, Saturn, Jupiter, and Pluto in Libra.


Venus in the 1st House:

This aspect brings a Libran influence into the first house, which represents the physical body. As such, you’ll often find people with Venus in the first house have larger derrieres. This also applies to men! Nicki Minaj, Pippa Middleton, and Anna Nicole Smith have Venus in the first house.


Taurus Ascendant or Planets

Taurus is a feminine sign, ruled by Venus. As such, individuals with inner planets and points in Taurus are naturally voluptuous. Serena Williams and HalleBerry both have their Ascendant in Taurus.  Jessica Alba has a stellium of inner planets in Taurus.



Moon in Water Signs

The natal placement of a woman’s Moon has a significant impact on her physical appearance. Women with their Moon in a Water sign are generally voluptuous and feminine.


Moon in Scorpio:

Scorpio rules the reproductive organs and the anus. Scorpio is a water sign, and women with Scorpio placements, especially the Moon (feminine planet) are usually quite voluptuous. Women who are most famous for their large rear ends have their Moons in Scorpio. These celebrities include Jennifer Lopez, Beyonce Knowles, Coco (Ice-T’s wife), and Scarlett Johansson.


Moon in Pisces:

Women with their Moons in Pisces are usually quite feminine and bottom-heavy. Celebrities with Moon in Pisces include Kim Karashian, Michelle Obama, and Jennifer Hudson, all of whom have nice, rounded backsides.


Moon in Cancer:

These women are also known for having great boobs, since Cancer rules the breasts. Cancer is an ultra-feminine planet, and represents the “mother”. Women with Moon in Cancer can be quite voluptuous. For example, Shakira has her Moon in Cancer in the 4th house! Penelope Cruz has her Moon and Ascendant in Cancer.


Planets or Ascendant in Sagittarius

Sagittarius is commonly associated with the hips, thighs, and buttocks. As such, individuals with major planets or points in Sagittarius may have large butts. For example, Kim Kardashian, Scarlett Johansson, and Jessica Biel are Sagittarius Ascendants.