The Astrology of Large Penises

Astrology can give us tremendous insight into a variety of things about a man. What he finds beautiful, how he expresses his emotions, how he dresses, etc.. But can astrology determine whether your crush or boyfriend is packing heat? I say ”yes”!

By observing the natal charts of ​famous, “well-hung” men, I identified key astrological factors that relate to the size of a man’s “member”.

 

There were a few planets and houses I knew I’d have to look out for:​

  • Mars: Represents the penis
  • The 8th house: represents the genitals; the ruler of this house would also relate to the genitals.
  • Pluto: the natural ruler of the 8th house, which also rules the genitals.

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One of the most common natal chart factors I found in the charts of “well-hung” men was a strong Mars-Jupiter connection.  In astrology, Mars represents the penis, while Jupiter represents “expansion” and “abundance”. You get the drift. Liam Neeson has his Mars in Scorpio opposite his Jupiter in Taurus. Jay-Z’s Mars in Aquarius is trine his Jupiter in Libra. Wilt Chamberlain’s Mars in Leo is trine his Jupiter in Sagittarius. Colin Farrell’s Jupiter is square his Mars in the 8th house- oh, my!

Planets in the 8th house, ​especially Mars, Pluto, and Jupiter may indicate a strong “endowment”. Mars and Pluto are accidentally dignified (i.e. “strong”) if placed in the 8th house. In other words, Mars and Pluto (which represent the genitals) gather “strength” in this house, which explains why men with this placement are often “well-endowed”. Jupiter, as mentioned before, is the planet of “expansion”. This energy in the house of genitalia could also lend itself to having a large member.  Tommy Lee has Mars in the 8th house. So does Colin Farrell.

 

Ruler of the 8th house in hard aspect to Jupiter: As mentioned earlier, the 8th house rules the genitals, thus the ruler ofthe 8th house often describes the genitalia. In strong aspect to the planet of “expansion”, a large member is often indicated. The ruler of John Holmes’ 8th house, Venus, is closely conjunct his Jupiter in the 6th house. Anthony Kiedis has Jupiter square his 8th house ruler, Venus.

 

Source: http://starscopestoday.wordpress.com

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4 thoughts on “The Astrology of Large Penises

  1. Vallin says:

    Reblogged this on MAXIMUM SEX-AND-ROCK-AND-ROLL and commented:
    SAG Mars conj SCO Sun Ist house; Mars sextile Jupiter (AQU). Venus conj SCO Asc (sextile Pluto in VIR). My MASSIVE Ist house=My MASSIVE penis (466CC; 250mmx150mm).

  2. Chris Theisen says:

    Makes sense I have Mars in 5th house of Gemini Squared Jupiter in my 8th house of Libra and my Sag 11th house is Squared my Aries 2nd house I always say if I wasn’t so respectful from my Capricorn Sun Virgo Moon laurels I could easily start that career seeing as I am much bigger than pornstars (along with Venus in the 1st in Aquarius for body image/ripped physique) -All the Best

    • Chris Theisen says:

      Also I have Pluto in and Scorpio 9th in the house of Expansion (Sag) so that may also play a big part. The time will come haha -Much Love

    • Chris Theisen says:

      1.Planet in the 8th house: Jupiter
      2. Ruler of 8th house Hard aspect to Jupiter: Jupiter is directly Conjunct in the 8th house ruler Venus/Libra also both Squared Mars in 5th in Gemi W/additional square Sag-Aries 11-2 and 2 scorp placements in conjunction to sag expansion with Venus 1st (there’s no humble way of discussing this facet of astrols so I’ll probably just delete this) but Good post

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